Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend Female

Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend Female: Hussle Free presents the best collection of funny birthday wishes  that makes your best friend happier on his special birthday occasion.

Sometimes what happens is that we can’t find the exact words for a special occasion like a happy birthday. Therefore,  we share a complete list of female funny birthday wishes for friends that may ease your task. These birthday wishes add some sense of humour to the words that also make them more alluring and appreciated.

Along with this, in the previous article, we post a list of funny birthday wishes for best friend girl you should go for to find more funny quotes.

Let’s explore the list of best funny wishes for best friend female;

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Another year older, girl, yet no wiser than before! Give it a few more years and you’ll be wiser than ever, I’m sure of it! Happy birthday!

To celebrate, let’s hit up all the places we can get free dessert and birthday songs! When else can you have groups of strangers sing to you without it being awkward?

So, as you know, I’m not exactly rolling in money. So, your gift isn’t the best. But that doesn’t mean I don’t think you are the best. You are! I just can’t afford the birthday gift you deserve.

We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile… and then we can be *new* friends!

Happy Birthday Cheers to you on your special day! I hope your day is as memorable as the day you were born.

Old age is all one big joke until it hits you squarely in the face. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday to my sometimes crazy but always fabulous best friend! Having a fun gal pal who is always full of life like you means that there’s never a dull moment when you’re around. You’re always the life and soul of any party!

Birthday cards get lost and junked but a text message is forever!

You’ll get lots of happy birthday wishes today. But who wishes you the happiest of happy birthday wishes? Me. That’s who.

Happy Birthday You smell like a baby and you live like one too! I love you and I hope you have the best birthday yet! I’m so glad we’re best friends! Oink! Oink!

Relax, dear friend. No one said that, just because you are older today, you are an old fossil. Have a blast! It’s your special day!

You deserve more than just any old gift and only the very best is good enough for a dear friend and great girl like you! I refuse to get you anything that doesn’t match how cool and awesome you are, and as I am still yet to find that, I haven’t got you anything at all! You should be flattered, bestie! Happy birthday!

I hope your day is filled with cake, dancing, and having the attention on you. You know, things that normally happen. But this time, you get to do all of those things while wearing a silly party hat. Enjoy!

Sometimes it’s a mystery why we choose certain people to be our friends. But with you it’s obvious. You are an amazing person. And I hope you have an amazing birthday!

My darling friend, I don’t want to give you a flower as a birthday gift because it will wither. There’s a special gift from me that will surely not wither my undying love for you! Sweet wishes on your birthday.

Happy birthday, dear. The trouble with old age is that when you get down it can be pretty difficult to get back up. Dear friend, at this age, I hope you never get down. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday, my dear friend! I wanted to give you some words of wisdom that will hopefully bring you some comfort as you turn yet another year older today, bestie. So, just remember that no matter how old you get, you will never truly age as true beauty comes from within. Which is pretty lucky for you I’d say, girl!

I would just like to point out that I knew today was your birthday before Facebook told me.

If I had to be stuck on a deserted island with only one person, it would be you. Sure, you might not be a survival expert, but at least you’d make desperately trying to avoid fun!

Sending lots of hugs and kisses your way for your special day! If there is one thing that I can wish for, it’s for everyone else in the world to find themselves a best friend as wonderful as mine is. Happy birthday, you gorgeous lady!

We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence! Happy birthday!

So because you are my best friend I feel it is only right to tell you the truth. YOU. ARE. OLD. Get over it already. Happy Birthday! Let’s get to the good stuff—cake!

On your birthday, my prayer for you is that your wallet never is like an onion so that you don’t cry when you open it. Have a wonderful life, my dearest friend.

Happy birthday, bestie! Everybody has that one crazy friend who is always making everyone laugh, and I’m so proud to say that you’re mine, girl!

Look on the bright side today. This is the youngest you’ll ever be again!

I love how we can just trust each other so much and be in sync when we’re together. You always seem to know exactly what I’m thinking! Happy birthday to my amazing bestie!


They say age is just a number…..but personally I think that’s a load of crap. With age comes saggy skin, wrinkles, and thin hair. Don’t worry though, you’re a few years away from all that. Happy Birthday, my friend!

At this age, you are a fully-fledged old woman/man – there are absolutely no two ways about that! Happy birthday and I hope you enjoy every moment of old age.

Don’t worry about wrinkles or laughter lines, my friend! They’re just the mark of a life well-lived! Sending all my love to you on your special day today!

It’s your birthday, eat the first and the last slice of cake just because you can!

I don’t have to tell you how awesome you are or how great of a friend you are. But it’s your birthday, so I will. You are the best!

Happy birthday, bestie! May this year be kind to you, and may the next years be better still. I wish you plenty of joy and happiness for the years to come!

Happy Birthday to someone good looking, super smart, charismatic, and charming. Wait…I meant from someone

Can I come over to go shopping in your closet? They say ‘vintage’ is trending this year. Happy Birthday, my fashionable old friend.

I can’t believe you are celebrating your birthday again! Wasn’t it just yesterday when you celebrated your birthday? Are you really sure you are not a descendant of Methuselah?

Girl, you’re the big yellow sunshine in my life that warms my heart and brightens my days! I’m sending you the most beautiful birthday wishes today, my lovely best friend!

If Thanksgiving is symbolized by turkeys and Easter by rabbits, then the official animal of your birthday should be the tortoise. Happy birthday, my extremely old fart of a friend!

Happy birthday to my best friend in the world. And since I’m not tight with any aliens or astronauts, I guess you’re my best friend in the whole universe!

You have gone through so many obstacles and hurdles in life, and you managed to do it all so gracefully and with pride! I hope that I will be just like you one day. Here’s to the awesome person that you are – happy birthday!

We have stuck by each other through thick and thin. We’ve been there for each other all these years and we’re still better together than apart. That says something, don’t you think? Stay fabulous, babe.

Age is just a number, but in your case, it’s quite a large number indeed. Have a great birthday, my friend!

Happy birthday, my beloved friend. May you achieve prosperity and fame without needing to work very hard.


Smart, funny, and super cute… But enough about me, today’s your special day! Happy birthday, bestie!

funny birthday wishes for best friend female

As the year’s progress, I learn each day to appreciate the simple things more and more, which is why we’re closer now than ever before.

As your best friend, it is my job to embarrass you. But it’s your birthday, so I’ll give you a break… until 12 am.

Cheers to the best girl pal of mine! It’s your birthday today and I hope that your days will be showered with blessings, joy and laughter all year long. Happy birthday!

Today, friend, count your blessings, not your years. You don’t have that kind of time!

A Happy Birthday to a person who in years would already be dead.

Whenever life knocks you down, may you have the strength to pick yourself up and tell life the words: “You hit like a baby. Happy birthday.

Isn’t it funny how most people mature and grow up as they age, yet you cleverly continue to defy getting older by not doing those things! I guess that must only mean you’re getting younger then, bestie! Happy birthday to you!

Best wishes! May you grow so old that all of your best friends are replaced by robots.

It’s your birthday. I just wanted to take this opportunity to tell you … that you’ll never have to do anything stupid alone.

Happy birthday to my amazing bestie! I feel like you weren’t told enough about how awesome, kind, strong and willful you are. You’re an inspiration!

Cheers to a woman who stays young! (Only because she lies about her age) Best wishes!

Sweet friend, the older you become, the wiser you get. How about getting older by the day, so that you will become wiser by the day? Have a swell time on your birthday, my dearest friend.

Happy birthday, bestie! May our friendship last so long that we reach an age where we can no longer remember each other’s birthday!

You make me laugh harder than anyone else. You’ve made me laugh so hard I peed myself. You are my best friend and always will be. I hope your birthday is as wonderful as you are!

Happy birthday, girl! You showed me what it means to be kind and forgiving, and I think I’ll always be amazed by the wonderful person that you are. You’re the best!

May your hair dye and mascara never run! Happy Birthday!

I hope you enjoy your special day! Happy Birthday to you and what a wonderful day. To have no worries and brush your cares away. Hakuna Matata!

A faster way to enjoy the privileges of a senior citizen is to age faster. Happy birthday, senior friend.

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