Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

A friend is someone who listens to you, to your problems, and helps you to get out of despondency. Friends birthday is a special occasion where you can show how much your friend means to you. But when it comes to wishing a happy birthday friend, we get into a dilemma, and ultimately our brain can’t able to refine adorable words for a friend’s birthday wishes.

Therefore, with demand, we come up with a collection of best funny birthday wishes for the best friends that adds some sense of humour to the birthday wishes which makes them more appreciated. 

If you’re running out of words for wishing happy birthday to the friend then do look further!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend 

funny birthday wishes for best friend


Here, we bring a list of best funny happy birthday wishes for friends that you can send them on social media platforms and also include in birthday cards as well. Moreover, you can also check for more happy birthday wishes for a friend(best friend).

I will sing Happy Birthday to you so much you’ll wish you’d never been born … Happy Birthday

My birthday wish for you: I hope you never stop enjoying the small things in life. Because that’s what makes life worth living. I hope you take the time to enjoy the present while working for a better future. I hope your year is full of memories, happiness, and adventure

Best friends are hard to come by, that’s why on this special day. I wanted to let you know how much your friendship means to me a happy birthday. My friend counts your life with smiles, not tears.

I’m going to shower you with so much attention on your birthday, you’ll wish you’d never been born.

Don’t worry, they are not grey hairs, they are wisdom-highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise!

May you live to be so old that the mere sight of you horrifies young children and ex-lovers.

Happy birthday, a major friend of mine. I wish you a long life, and I am confident that you would enjoy that dream. But, let me alert you, the day you start buying anti-ageing cream, the long-life wish might be intercepted, because ageing is the only way to live a long life!

[insert age] is a perfect age. You’re old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy birthday!

Late in the evening, far, far away there is a glow beyond the horizon, and I know deep in my heart … It’s your birthday cake

Happy birthday to a beautiful friend of mine. Smiles all the way are the perfect face makeover when you grow older.


Happy Birthday to my best friend in the world. I hope we stay close friends for the rest of our lives… especially since you have so much dirt on me!

You’re not getting older… just more distinguished! Happy birthday.

Knowing someone as fabulous as I should be the only present you need

Time cures all scars, they added. So, when you grow older, hope to be rid of the wounds (emotional and otherwise) … However, it doesn’t require wrinkles anyway. Actually, as you mature, the wrinkles get worse. Oh, dear guy, happy birthday.

They said time heals all scars. So, as you get older, expect your scars (emotional and otherwise) to be healed…But, that doesn’t include wrinkles anyway. In fact, the wrinkles get worse as you age. Happy birthday, dear friend.

Happy Birthday to my awesome best friend! I’m so glad you were born something-something years ago!

A wise man once said, “Forget about your past, you cannot change it”. I’d like to add: “Forget about your present, I didn’t get you one”

Best wishes, buddy! No matter how old you get, I’ll be the friend that keeps you feeling young and carefree with the use of tender white lies.

Happy Birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.

No need to inquire, dear friend, what you need as a birthday present. I’ve invited the chocolate firm to your birthday because you’re fascinated with chocolate, so you can get an over-dose of it. A nice friend’s best birthday wishes.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend

There’s one thing that can definitely make you live long and enjoy a long life, and that is aging. So, don’t be afraid to age, it’s the best prescription for long life! Happy birthday to a wonderful friend.

Happy Birthday to a person who regularly makes me pee myself with laughter. By the way, that’s going to happen more and more the older we get.

Happy birthday. It took you [insert age] years to look this good!

Perfect birthday checklist: family, and friends. Enjoy!

I hope your birthday is as awesome as your hair in high school.

Happy Birthday to the only guy I’d choose as a driver for my getaway!! May we have many more fun times together and exciting adventures.

Needless to ask what you need as a birthday present, dear friend. Since you are obsessed with chocolate, I’ve invited the chocolate company to your birthday, so that you can have an over-doze of it. Best birthday wishes to a lovely friend.

I have so many questions about your birthday. What did I do to deserve a wonderful best friend like you? Could you be any more awesome? And most puzzling, how are you going to fit all those candles on your birthday cake this year?


Those aren’t gray hairs you see. They’re strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head. You’re just ready to party!

Happy Birthday to someone I hope is my friend even when we’re too senile to remember each other’s birthdays.

Happy Birthday, even though she knows how often these bodies are hidden under the house and how many ghosts are in my closet, to someone who is really my friend. One disturbed lady, I’ve found you. Happy Birthday, dearest and strangest friend of mine!

Happy Birthday to the person who knows about all of my most embarrassing moments, and witnessed many of them first-hand.

It is your birthday! Remember that researchers have said that Birthdays are good for your health and people who have more birthdays live longer. May you get more birthdays.

Happy Birthday to a person that is charming, talented, and witty and reminds me a lot of myself

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