100+ Insulting Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

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Insulting Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

insulting birthday wishes for best friend

Well, you don’t look so bad for a person your age.

Since I don’t believe much in birthday surprises, let me tell you beforehand that I’m going to come to your place and expect to be treated to the best of juices and a great party. Happy birthday and thanks in advance!

wishes for your best friend from here. But remember not to hurt their feelings.

Hey, it is your birthday so I am expecting some outstanding protocol from your side. I am looking forward to a feast with a lot of gifts because it is your remarkable day. As I am your darling buddy so on the occasion of your birthday, treat me like a queen, and don’t expect this ritual to be followed on my birthday. Thanks in advance honey!

It’s a well-known fact that cake and ice cream are 100% fat-free, calorie-free, sugar-free, GMO-free, gluten-free, and contains no high fructose corn syrup… On your birthday.Happy Birthday, My sweet friend!

Dear bud, you’re now getting so old that next year we’re going to have to bring the strippers to your nursing home.

May you live long enough after today to eat lots of cake, kiss someone’s, and rob a bank so you can go out in style. Happy birthday, you big trouble maker!

Happy birthday to my crazy friend who is always just off the wall! I can tell that when we’re out in public together people look at me with pity for having to deal with such a nutcase! I love you for who you are, though, and I wouldn’t change you for the world, bestie! I hope you have an awesome birthday!

Happy birthday to my dearest best friend. May your day be as beautiful and amazing as you! I wish you all the happiness in the world. I love you!

Some people take a shot for every year they have been alive but I don’t recommend it for you. At your age, you could have a barrel of juices and still not make it.

For your next birthday, listen to the voice of wisdom: SMILE WHILE KEEPING ALL YOUR TEETH! Happy Birthday!

It’s your 25th birthday but you haven’t thrown a single party till yet. What a parsimonious person you are! Anyways, happy birthday.

wow! You are going to celebrate your ageing. Hats off to you. Nevertheless, I am ready for the festivity. Happy birthday, love.

OLD is an abbreviation for Obsolete, Lazy, and Dull. Congratulations on turning one year OLDer.

They said time heals all scars. So, as you get older, expect your scars (emotional and otherwise) to be healed… But, that doesn’t include wrinkles anyway. In fact, the wrinkles get worse as you age.

Happy birthday to my best buddy in the entire universe. May you grow so old that the devil gets frustrated waiting for your arrival!

Young and immature. Those are two words that usually go together- but with you young is gone and immature somehow stayed for a while. Oh well, I guess old and immature works for today. Happy birthday to you, you expired and irresponsible human.

It’s crazy how good of a friend you are, but it’s even crazier how nutty you are! It must be so fun to live inside your mind, as you truly are the craziest girl I know! I’m sending my best wishes your way today, bestie. May your birthday this year be just as wild and wonderful, and as hysterically funny as you are!

Happy birthday, a major friend of mine. I wish you a long life, and I am confident that you would enjoy that dream. But, let me be alert, the day you start buying anti-ageing cream, the long-life wish might be intercepted, because ageing is the only way to live a long life!

I got you a walker this year. I figured that was less insulting than a wheelchair, which I’ll be getting you next year.

Promise that the more birthday candles you blow, the more I will be here for you to celebrate every special event in your life. Happy birthday!

Dear friend, what is the point of celebrating your birthday when you are moving one step closer to death? I wish you a happy birthday!

How long has it been since you’ve taken a bath? The reason why I’m asking this is that you smell awful. Happy birthday and go take a shower at least today.

Do you really want me to believe that you celebrate your twenty-ninth birthday? Tell me one thing, have you ever been punctual?

Are you going to use your birthday as an excuse to get totally wasted? Because I’m in. Happy birthday!

Since I don’t believe much in birthday surprises, let me tell you beforehand that I’m going to come to your place and expect to be treated to the best of juices and a great party. Happy birthday and thanks in advance!

You are a beautiful, intelligent and amazing personality. May God help you to digest all these lies. Cheers, and enjoy your day.

Some people may tell you that age has added grace and maturity to your looks. That’s just a nice way of saying that you have become old and boring. Happy birthday.

On your birthday, my new nickname for you is “———”.I guess you never thought that someday you’d become an old fart?! Happy Birthday!

My best wishes, best friend. Please don’t blow on the cake too hard, because some of us actually plan to eat it.

Insulting Birthday Wishes for Best Friend in Hindi

insulting birthday wishes for best friend

बर्थडे पर केक का इतना भी ना लेना बाईट, कि पेट की हवा हो जाए आपकी टाइट | भगवान आज तेरा जन्मदिन बहुत खुशियों से सजा दे, तुझे कोई आज सुन्दर सा सजा दे | जन्मदिन मुबारक हो मेरे प्यारे दोस्त

ना आसमान से टपकाए गए हो, ना ऊपर से गिराए गए हो, आजकल कहाँ मिलते हैं आप जैसे लोग, आप तो ऑर्डर देकर बनवाये गए हो, हेप्पी बर्थडे टू यू

बर्थडे का गिफ्ट तो देंगे तुमको, पर उसके बदले बर्थडे की पार्टी भी लेंगे |

रातें तुम्हारी चमके उठे दमक उठे मुस्कान बर्थडे पर मिल जाए LED बल्ब का सामान

हस्ते रहे आप करोड़ों के बीच में!! खिलते रहे आप लाखों के बीच में!! रोशन रहे आप हज़ारों के बीच में!! जैसे रहता है आसमान सूरज के बीच में!! जन्म दिन की शुभकामनाए!!

तू तो मुझे हमेशा कहता है मै तेरे दिल के करीब हूँ और जब हम तुझे बर्थड़े की पार्टी मांगने आते है तो तू साले कहता है मै गरीब हूँ।

कुछ कमीने दोस्तों का जन्मदिन इतना खास होता है की उसे कभी भुलाया ही नहीं जा सकता, जैसे की आप. जन्मदिन की ढेरो बधाइयाँ !

जन्मदिन मनाओ तुम बड़े अच्छे से, रोज मर खाओ तुम अपने ही बच्चे से |

Sarcastic Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

A crazy friend is the best kind of friend, which makes you the greatest of them all! Happy birthday to you today, my dear!

Some things, like juice and cheese, get better with age. However, you are either a rock or a rose: you stay the same or you just rot.

My birthday wish for you is that you find peace during difficult days, discover rainbows when there are dark clouds above and have the courage to smile when sadness overwhelms you. Happiest birthday to you, my dear friend.

Hey buddy, how about a baby doll as your birthday gift? Because I am sick and tired of your perpetual horny nature. Happy birthday you sick freak!

We know it’s your birthday today and you’re dying to throw us a splendid party. So, here we are. Happy birthday!

Dear friends, Happy birthday to one of my dearest friends. Have you noticed that I have not gotten “older”?

Every year I anxiously wait for your birthday not to give you incredible surprises but to eat the yummiest cake ever. Hugs and kisses.

Age is a funny thing because it adds years to your life and subtracts years from your life. Whichever way, it is never good news. Happy birthday.

You might be tempted to feel sad about the fact that you have become older today, but you should take comfort in the fact that you are still blessed with hair on your head. There are many out there who can’t boast of this. Happy Birthday.

You, my best friend, totally forgot about my birthday last year, but I wanted to use the occasion of yours to still give you this gift and prove once and for all I’m the better man.

Before I found Pinterest, you were the most creative, interesting, and coolest person I knew. Well, nice job for trying, and happy birthday.

Happy birthday to the craziest girl I know! You couldn’t be any more wild and wonderful than you already are, and I wouldn’t have you any other way!

Congratulations– you are now so old that if you were a purse, you would be considered vintage, but not a classic.

Thank you for putting up with my moods and crazy streaks. You are like a sister to me. You are my everything! Happy birthday to you!

Hey friend, if I get a chance to choose between you and 100 million dollars I would definitely choose the latter one. Why the hell would I choose a broke friend like you? Happy birthday.

You have no reason to be depressed about your birthday. You look wonderful! It is clear that in your time’s things were made to last! Happy Birthday!

It is better to be one year older than one month late. Happy birthday!

I know there’s no use in asking for a birthday party from you since I’ve not gotten one ever since we are friends. Happy birthday to the world’s most parsimonious person.

Another year has passed but you have not matured a bit. You are still as stupid and silly as before. Well! Happy birthday, sweetie.

Friendship is all about to give and take. You can take the gift I got for you ONLY if you give an awesome party in return. Happy birthday.

I wish you long life, and I’m sure you love that wish. But, let me warn you; the day you start buying anti-ageing cream, you may intercept the long-life wish, because ageing is the only way to live a long life! Happy Birthday to You

I just wish that you are happy right now because you deserve to enjoy your life, my dear.

Today, I’m wishing the happiest birthday to the craziest chick and most fabulous friend in the world! I hope your special day is an unforgettable one!

How old are you today, my dear girlfriend? Never mind, as usual, I already know the answer. +1. For your birthday, best wishes.

You are like your birthday candle: short and with a quickly burning life span.

You have been such an amazing friend. My life is just so much brighter because I have you. I pray that nothing ever changes between us unless it’s for the better. I love you! Happy birthday, bestie!

On your birthday, May god sucks out happiness from your life and make you beg even for a penny. Happy birthday my parsimonious friend!

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